Not All Who Wander Are Lost

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

(via nanalew)

skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

(via thefuckingimpala)

overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

(via thefuckingimpala)

psychedelia-with-legs:

*descends vertically down a dark alley* Heard you were talking shit about Noel Fielding

(via psychedelia-with-legs-deactivat)

mrscarstairs:

totallyfubar:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

now im lion on the cold hard ground

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

A monkey’s uncle.

I can’t believe you just passed up the opportunity to say RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS

(via lifethroughordinaryeyes)